The Spectator is Hamilton College's journalistic marvel of a newspaper and it has been in circulation longer than the New York Times. Perhaps longer than the Bible. Regardless, the esteemed publication recently had the foresight to interview me, a stroke of genius that may well lead to the publication's first Pulitzer Prize. I am only offended that it didn't make the front page. The interview:
Note that I do not condone underage drinking. I myself have been 21 for the past 22 years.